Pato's Revenge: The ARMAGEDDON~!

Author: LuchadoreX

Date: August 7, 2002

by LuchadoreX
8-07-02
Somewhere near Moosehump, Iowa, and Evil Plan takes form...
Dammit people, a joke is a joke, but I am SICK of being portrayed as a Magenta Donkey that Moos! I will send my PATO BOTS to destroy you all!
Hi, I'm WWE Superstar Lita. I'm about to shove something up Pato's backside, but it won't be my penis.
PATO BOT KILL! Destroy all LITAS!
I agree to appear in this crappy comic and THIS is the best Pato comes up with?
I'm afraid I have to arrest you for being terminally unfunny.
It's not like I have any choice in the matter...