Fight Squirel

Author: LuchadoreX

Date: August 7, 2002

by LuchadoreX
8-07-02
A fateful meeting...
Aureole, you are NOT your fucking Khakis. You are NOT your glowing red squirrel eyes. You are NOT your collection of vintage Partridge Family 8-Tracks.
The first rule of Fight Club is "Bite my diapered nutsack, Mr. Durden." I'm gonna go hack Pato into noodle salad.
A scene of unimaginable carnage...
DIE! DIE YOU MAGENTA FREAK!*
*ITVR does not advocate axe disembowlment as a method of dealing with Pato.
A surprise twist ending...
Damn, THAT was close. Had I not hid behind the Dance Dance Revolution kid, that might of been the end of me!
You're Pato, right? A Priest just gave me $20 to slice your pee-pee off