The ITVR 'SIGNS' Movie Review!

Author: LuchadoreX

Date: August 12, 2002

by LuchadoreX
8-12-02
Quick, we just NAIL the ALIENS out of our house!
Lord, if only we had some sort of PROJECTILE weapon that hurled metal pellets!
I suppose I could burn down the corn field, thus saving the Earth from invasion, but dang, that stuff was EXPENSIVE to plant!
Fuck, these things HURT! Hey, wait a second... we could use these hammers to BEAT OURSELVES TO DEATH, thus foiling the Alien Plot!
I'm in a trash can! It's a SIGN! A sign that this movie=TRASH~!
Hey! This movie RULED I'd applaud, except that you've nailed my hands to my elbows.