LoCarbolicious

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: August 16, 2005

by LuckyGuess
8-16-05
Yes, how may I help you?
I'd like to talk to you about your frozen fish section. It appears that there is a human head next to the halibut.
Oh my God! I'm so sorry! I'll get the manager!
No, no, that won't be neccessary. Tell me, though, how many carbs does a human head have in it?