We All Hate Tickets

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: August 17, 2005

by LuckyGuess
8-17-05
I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket, sir.
What....but....he...I... I didn't do anything!
I think I really like strawberries.
How will I face my family?
Well, here you go, sir, one 35 dollar ticket.
Die like the pig-dog you are!