Avian Flu

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: October 18, 2005

by LuckyGuess
10-18-05
Hey! Have you received your flu vaccine?
No, not yet.
My God, man! Do you know what could happen if you contract the new Asian bird flu?
I never actually cared that much. The other day I tried to drown myself, but some fisherman pulled me out of the water.
The bird flu is deadly! Over several people have been seriously bedridden! Give me $40 for a shot, damn you!
No thanks. If I plan on having the government control my mind with microscopic computer chips, I'll drink some tap water for free.