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| Hey! Have you received your flu vaccine? | |
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| My God, man! Do you know what could happen if you contract the new Asian bird flu? | |
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| I never actually cared that much. The other day I tried to drown myself, but some fisherman pulled me out of the water. | |
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| The bird flu is deadly! Over several people have been seriously bedridden! Give me $40 for a shot, damn you! | |
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| No thanks. If I plan on having the government control my mind with microscopic computer chips, I'll drink some tap water for free. | |
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