The Magical Well-Endowed Fairy

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: November 11, 2005

by LuckyGuess
11-11-05
I need to find a reasonably sane person to grant wishes to.
Anybody would be...
Hello. Are you a wish granting fairy, perhaps?
Sorry, but I don't grant wishes to anyone with a standing army over nine hundred million strong.
Don't make me go Tienemen Square on your ass.