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| No you don't! Your grades are horrible, you aren't involved in any extra-curricular activities, and can't write an essay worth shit. | |
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| Besides, even if you did get into a non-community college with some kind of voodoo mind-control, I'm sure you'd just get pregnant in the first semester and drop out to become a hair stylist. | |
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| Did you get into a good college? | |
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| Hell no! I'm a 23 year old guidance counselor at the high school I barely graduated from! Why are you even listening to me? | |
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