Low Ratings Are a Virtue

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: November 28, 2005

by LuckyGuess
11-28-05
I'm glad you agreed to come out here, Jared.
Free food, man. I was here when you said "Two Western Bacon Cheeseburgers for the price of one."
I want to talk to you about your comics.
One time the guy at our Carl's Jr. substituted lettuce and mayonnaise for the barbecue sauce and onion rings.
Stop talking about delicious burgers and listen.
I was so pissed I considered returning the food, but I was already eating it and that probably voids the warranty or something.