The Magical Well-Endowed Fairy

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: November 30, 2005

by LuckyGuess
11-30-05
Oh crap. I hope to God you aren't my next assignment.
As a matter of fact, I am! I wish for a great television show to host that will make me millions of dollars!
Well you know what? HERE's YOUR FUCKING SHOW! I'M TIRED OF SOLVING THE PROBLEMS OF YOU SNIVELING SHITS! THE ONLY REASON YOU NEED A WISH IS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FAILURE TO DO ANYTHING YOURSELF!
Um...so do I get a show now or what?
Holy buttfucking Christ.
...TOO MUCH OF A FAILURE TO DO ANYTHING YOURSELF!