Baby New Year

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: December 12, 2005

by LuckyGuess
12-12-05
Well, baby New Year, it's time you learned the ropes before my passing.
One: find a sexy woman and bang the shit out of her around April...that's when you'll be in your prime.
Gurble.
Oh, and use a condom after she has the first baby. Wouldn't want the fabric of reality to disintigrate, now would we?