Alien Anal

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: December 19, 2005

by LuckyGuess
12-19-05
I just picked up some hillbilly from Arkansas. We're going to probe him soon.
Ah, very good. What device will we be using this time?
We'll screen "Titanic" forty seven times while holding his eyes open.
Excellent! I'll get the report from Ted tommorow.
...And mah butt hurt fer three days afterwerds.