The Magical Well-Endowed Fairy

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: January 2, 2006

by LuckyGuess
1-02-06
New York, September 11th, 2001 A.D.
This isn't going to go well.
Why? Is it the turban? Is that it? I'm so tired of being discriminated against for looking like this!
Okay, okay! I'm sorry! Tell you what, I'll give you two wishes.
Good! Allah would be happy to see such kindness.
What have I done?
Two wishes, two towers. Deal with it, capitalist breast fairy.