Satan!

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: January 3, 2006

by LuckyGuess
1-03-06
I am known as Lucifer, Prince of Lies. You have summoned me into this world, mortal.
My lord! How may I, a humble servant of darkness, serve you?
You get DirecTV?
I just bought the hockey package.
Cool. Grab some Cheezits and Dew.
Uh... O-kay...