Phone Mail Hell

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: January 14, 2006

by LuckyGuess
1-14-06
Oh demon lords of hate, rise and serve me!
This is the demonic summoning hotline. How may I place your call?
I want to summon a demon.
To summon a demon, press one. Por hablo espanol, press two.
This is a bonfire. There aren't any buttons.
If you are dialing from a rotary sacrificial pit, press three. If you are ordering a curse, press four.