Super Mario Moonshine

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: January 21, 2006

by LuckyGuess
1-21-06
Sure, you could call it a "power-up."
You know, you are a really nice guy. A really nice guy. And I'm not just saying that. Have you ever seen Princess Peach with her clothes off? She is HOT!
I'm writing this shit down.
Mario, Mario, Mario. You took a piss on the royal castle, assaulted Luigi with a vibrating dildo, and raped Yoshi. What do you have to say for yourself?
Yoshi isn't a man, is it?