The Hunt For My 26 Dollars

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: January 22, 2006

by LuckyGuess
1-22-06
I'm getting my 26 dollars back, god damn it.
Ah, hello number 64712089. What may I help you with?
I want my money back for the school dance. I wasn't able to get in and my Jewish blood is screaming for a refund.
There was no school dance...
Are you kidding me? My people invented the concept of manipulation. How do you think we control the banks and the media?