When The World Stops Turning

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: January 25, 2006

by LuckyGuess
1-25-06
Jesus, why, despite the rapture, have all good Christians not gone to heaven?
Because, my daughter, that was a bunch of bullshit. It was written so you people wouldn't just kill yourselves after the apocalypse.
So that whole part about the antichrist was made up too?
No, that was true. He should be around here somewhere.
Master! Your bidding is my command.
I want a PS2, my old memory cards with the saves intact, and a bowl of Smacks. Oh, and Gummi snacks. The old fashioned kind in the little bags, not the dollar for a thousand satchels.