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| Jesus, why, despite the rapture, have all good Christians not gone to heaven? | |
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| Because, my daughter, that was a bunch of bullshit. It was written so you people wouldn't just kill yourselves after the apocalypse. | |
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| So that whole part about the antichrist was made up too? | |
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| No, that was true. He should be around here somewhere. | |
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| Master! Your bidding is my command. | |
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| I want a PS2, my old memory cards with the saves intact, and a bowl of Smacks. Oh, and Gummi snacks. The old fashioned kind in the little bags, not the dollar for a thousand satchels. | |
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