Galapagos Turtle

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: January 27, 2006

by LuckyGuess
1-27-06
Hello, is this the Newhart Residence? Can I speak with your mother?
She's in the shower now. Can I take a message?
Tell her that this is the health services lab. We've examined the DNA sample, and she was right. Her child is not her husband's. Well, goodbye.
But... mommy?
Galapagos turtle my fucking ass.