Club Rush Day

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: January 30, 2006

by LuckyGuess
1-30-06
Join the Junior EPA! We help protect local wildlife and save the planet!
That sounds admirable. Tell me more.
Why would you need me to tell you more? We save helpless animals and Mother Earth.
I... uh...
How about I burn down your fucking house with some homemade napalm? Will that convince you, you fucking dick?
I have to go to the bathroom and clean the inside of my pants. If you'll excuse me.