The Squid and The Whale

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: February 7, 2006

by LuckyGuess
2-07-06
Mom and dad are fighting a lot.
I bet I got a better quote from them than you.
Yesterday mom told me that dad was an unfeeling prick.
Yesterday dad told me mom never wanted to have sex with him because he had a small, wrinkly penis.
You win.
No, Tommy. No I didn't.