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| In recent news, Dick Cheney shot his lawyer on a hunting trip. | |
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| RARR! DICK CHENEY WILL CORNHOLE YOU! | |
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| We are being informed that the lawyer was hit in the face and genitals with buckshot. We have been told that the Vice-President says it was an accident. | |
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| RARR! DICK CHENEY REQUIRES BLOOD SACRIFICE! | |
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| WHERE IS DICK CHENEY'S LAWYER?! DICK CHENEY MUST FINISH WHAT DICK CHENEY BEGAN! | |
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| Oh, wow, the Vice-President! Right this way, sir. | |
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