DICK CHENEY WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: February 12, 2006

by LuckyGuess
2-12-06
In recent news, Dick Cheney shot his lawyer on a hunting trip.
RARR! DICK CHENEY WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
We are being informed that the lawyer was hit in the face and genitals with buckshot. We have been told that the Vice-President says it was an accident.
RARR! DICK CHENEY REQUIRES BLOOD SACRIFICE!
WHERE IS DICK CHENEY'S LAWYER?! DICK CHENEY MUST FINISH WHAT DICK CHENEY BEGAN!
Oh, wow, the Vice-President! Right this way, sir.