Message Machine

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: February 14, 2006

by LuckyGuess
2-14-06
Are you still listening to Jared's machine?
I can't let him win!
He's Jared. It would defy the will of the universe if he didn't win.
No! I'll beat him! I'll beat him!
Your face just went pale.
He's reading one of Hitler's speeches, and Yoko Ono is playing in the background.