$400 Dancing: Molten Chocolate Herpes

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: April 23, 2006

by LuckyGuess
4-23-06
Look around you, Jared- Prom people. These are people who, for one night, get to feel important by spending extravagent amounts of money on nothing and top the night off with awkward sex.
I think I'll get the molten chocolate cake.
Then, the next morning, they wake up the same insignificant people they were before, minus $400.
But they also have apple crisp... decisions, decisions.
All they get in the end are embarassing memories and pus filled sores.
I guess that rules out the molten chocolate cake.