The Dead Feast on Fine Parody

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: June 4, 2006

by LuckyGuess
6-04-06
You buried him upside down on cursed land? What in God's name did you think was going to happen?
I dunno. A Skittle rainbow?
You'd better hope that he doesn't come back as a zombie of something.
I put gold coins on his eyes like in Nacho Libre. We should be good.
One copy of The New Yorker... that'll be one and a half 17th century gold coins.
Do you have any Winterfresh? There's a terrible taste in my mouth.