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Next, we're going to buy a game.
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| We have to go outside? Where the sun is? | |
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First time gamers can get screwed easily when buying a first game. The best option is to do a little research and go for something you like. Like shooting stuff? Buy an FPS. Sports? Buy Madden.
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| Only real men play The Bible Game. | |
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| Jesus is King is the correct answer! You get thirty peices of silver! | |
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The most important thing is not to buy on instinct.
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| Aw man. I thought "The Adventures of King Not Entertaining" would be entertaining. | |
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| Your quest is to run in circles in a bland enviornment for thirty minutes. Then a vicious trial lawyer will argue the semantics of the Micheal Jackson case. | |
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