The Gamer's Bible

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: July 12, 2006

by LuckyGuess
7-12-06
Next, we're going to buy a game.
We have to go outside? Where the sun is?
First time gamers can get screwed easily when buying a first game. The best option is to do a little research and go for something you like. Like shooting stuff? Buy an FPS. Sports? Buy Madden.
Only real men play The Bible Game.
Jesus is King is the correct answer! You get thirty peices of silver!
The most important thing is not to buy on instinct.
Aw man. I thought "The Adventures of King Not Entertaining" would be entertaining.
Your quest is to run in circles in a bland enviornment for thirty minutes. Then a vicious trial lawyer will argue the semantics of the Micheal Jackson case.