The Gamer's Bible

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: July 12, 2006

by LuckyGuess
7-12-06
So you have your game and your system. Now we move on to snack foods.
I have a poster of a girl eating a Slim Jim. It's pretty cool.
Many people believe that chips are the best, while some side with cookies.
I've been surviving by peeing in my mouth.
The truth lies in crumb content and finger coating factors.
At first it was hard, but once I got the angle down it cut my away time by almost 100%.