The Gamer's Bible

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: July 13, 2006

by LuckyGuess
7-13-06
Now that you're set for snacks, we move into drinks.
Drinks: The father of urine.
Get something with a lot of caffeine in it, preferably Mountain Dew or Sprite.
It's gotten to a point where my pee is carbonated. That's half the reason why I drink it.
Never use energy drinks. People have died when they only drink those things.
My own urine would never turn on me. Except for that whole "my skin is yellow" part.