The Gamer's Bible

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: July 14, 2006

by LuckyGuess
7-14-06
Next we delve into session length. There's the casual session, the weekend session, and the power session.
Session? Doesn't that mean you have to stop?
The casual session is for working people who enjoy video games. It's normally an hour, but usually doesn't go past two.
Only little bitches casually game. You heard me, bitches.
Weekend sessions last for one to three days. It all depends on how far into gaming you are and whether or not your state still considers Columbus Day a day off.
I bet Columbus was a casual gamer. Just look at that neck frill.