Terry the Zombie Crisis Survivor

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: July 16, 2006

by LuckyGuess
7-16-06
Damn! You smell like death!
The doctor said I died five hours ago.
Then why are you all sentient and stuff?
It looks like the bird flu antidote I got on eBay semi-counteracted the zombie infection.
Too bad it didn't counteract the smell.
It cuts down lines at the post office.