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People often wonder why exactly I moved away from home so fast.
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| HI JARED IT'S MOM! HUGSHUGSHUGSHUGS! | |
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"You don't have to pay rent," they say. "You get free stuff and gas money sometimes," they say.
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| Why isn't your brother calling me? Does he hate me? Is that it? | |
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Then they meet my family and start nodding approval.
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| Do you mind if I gargle with your mouthwash and apply your deodorant everywhere? I'm going to do it no matter what so think carefully. | |
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| By all means, contaminate my belongings with your petty clamoring and thoughtlessness. | |
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