Somebody Please Fire a Shotgun into my Brain

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: July 21, 2006

by LuckyGuess
7-21-06
WHERE'S ANN? I WANT TO SEE ANN!
She's not home yet. She'll be here at 7:30, and she's taking us out to dinner at 8:45.
I CAN'T REACH ANN! WHY ISN'T SHE ANSWERING MY PHONE CALLS? WHAT'S GOING ON? IS MY PHONE BROKEN?
Sure, that's it.
This is somehow your fault.
You got me.