Ex-Elitist Casual Gamer vs. Elitist Gamer Fuck

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: August 9, 2006

by LuckyGuess
8-09-06
I noticed you talking to that goth gamer chick by the register. Do you happen to know when Disgaea 2 is scheduled for release?
HA! Obviously you don't realize that I only spoke to another person because she was a girl in my proximity. Did you not pick up on my wavering voice and generally awkward mannerisms?
I noticed that you were being an idiot and showing off incorrect gaming knowledge.
It was not incorrect! I pride myself on being an INFORMED elitist gamer fuck.
The XBox 360 does not have 7 internal hard drives.
Hey, I was just trying to impress my grandma. She was buying me Halo.