And Then Dorian Grey Gets His Dick Stuck In A Shampoo Bottle

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: August 18, 2006

by LuckyGuess
8-18-06
I was drunk one time and pissed off a mini waterfall into the deep end of a swimming pool full of people.
This other time I was drunk and I pissed into a bush next to a congested highway on ramp.
Both times I fell into the piss. It was awesome. Wanna get a drink?
Of piss?