The Collegiate Gamer's Bible

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: November 24, 2006

by LuckyGuess
11-24-06
At some point a girl may ask you to talk, help her with homework, or do some other kind of task that will probably not end with sex.
Girl? Like my sweet chibi Shion Uzuki?
Hurry, Ziggy! We have to save KOS-MOS!
Notice the "not end with sex" part of that last statement.
I have the biggest boner right now.
Gnosis materialization complete. Switching to combat mode.
Think of women in general as a Borg hive mind. Acting like a retard in front of one means you've acted like a retard in front of them all.
Hi! Can you help me with my bio paper?
You have boobies. Let me touch them.