The Collegiate Gamer's Bible

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: November 24, 2006

by LuckyGuess
11-24-06
You will have work. A lot of work. Every quarter tends to lean towards more written work or readings, but either way you'll have a whole lot.
My Pikmin will do my homework for me.
Captains Log: The Pikmin appear to have different colors. I have no idea what this means.
It is imperative that you do as much of this work as possible. Make all the time you can for it, even if it means sacrificing your gaming.
Ha, ha. No.
A new challenger has arrived!
Neglecting your work will in all likelyhood destroy your grades and end up causing you to fail classes. Unless you happen to be some kind of super genius who can pass all the tests. But are you?
You think you can take this, Skullomania? Bring it, fucker.
Shiinpai-HADOKEN!