The Collegiate Gamer's Bible

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: November 24, 2006

by LuckyGuess
11-24-06
Try and make friends with your roomate. They can and will make your life a living hell as retaliation for being an asshole.
It's 1 AM. Turn off the games.
Can't. Boss fight.
And chances are they'll have at least some time alone with your system and games, which could be bad if they also own, say, a screwdriver.
I have a final tomorrow. Turn off the games.
Hello? Boss fight? This is a little more important than whatever the hell you're talking about.
Please, be considerate.
I'm about to kick your ass.
Like you could even hope to get past my fire resistant chainmail.