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| So I went to the play at my old high school last night. It was terrible, but the context was that my ex girlfriend was a cheating whore. I had fun. | |
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| Before it started her boyfriend handed Humpenstein, who was sitting next to me, the flowers he was going to give her after the show. | |
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| Then he left to go smoke pot in the park for two hours and fifteen minutes of a two hour and thirty minute play. | |
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| We called him and he didn't remember who we were. | |
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| After the show he pretended he had seen the entire play. | |
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| I could make a huge series of comics about this, but I don't need to. | |
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