Muggibaby

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: January 24, 2007

by LuckyGuess
1-24-07
What are you going to do with all these stolen laptops?
Hold them between my downy legs until they hatch into baby penguin muggers.
It's impossible to transmute a laptop into an antarctic waterfowl.
Nuh uh. I wished on a star and everything.
*crack*
Well, I'm going to go kill myself.
Hello there, snookums.