Video Games and You

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: July 3, 2007

by LuckyGuess
7-03-07
Billy, let me show you your friends on teamspeak.
Wow, GenrlPunAnyBaNany! I never thought I'd see you in real life!
He'll never respond, Billy. Years of furious masturbation and a steady diet of hot pockets and tang have all but killed his social skills.
Genrl?
He'll only ever get up if he hears the ding of the microwave.
A ding?
HOT POCKET?!