See the world, eat your own head

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: June 30, 2009

by LuckyGuess
6-30-09
You need to be careful! Get a money belt and a special safety wallet and a protection necklace and these prayer dolls might also help. Do they have towels in Europe? Bring a towel just in case.
Where are you going to get Fracs? Don't even think about saying an ATM! Here, take this enourmous amount of cash and change it in front of a long line of angry people.
I'm replaying the orientation guide for myself because it's interesting and insightful. You should also listen to it. Remember to call me immediately with the first step on foreign soil.
Be sure to take these travel bottles of shampoo and toothpaste, all over 3 ounces so that you get stuck at baggage x-ray and customs as long as humanly possible.
Hey, I'm your instr... why are there bite marks on you?
I was trying to eat my flesh pre-departure. Don't ask.