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| You need to be careful! Get a money belt and a special safety wallet and a protection necklace and these prayer dolls might also help. Do they have towels in Europe? Bring a towel just in case. | |
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| Where are you going to get Fracs? Don't even think about saying an ATM! Here, take this enourmous amount of cash and change it in front of a long line of angry people. | |
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| I'm replaying the orientation guide for myself because it's interesting and insightful. You should also listen to it. Remember to call me immediately with the first step on foreign soil. | |
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| Be sure to take these travel bottles of shampoo and toothpaste, all over 3 ounces so that you get stuck at baggage x-ray and customs as long as humanly possible. | |
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| Hey, I'm your instr... why are there bite marks on you? | |
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| I was trying to eat my flesh pre-departure. Don't ask. | |
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