Chicka Earth

Author: LuckyGuess

Date: May 16, 2010

by LuckyGuess
5-16-10
It has been eighty minutes. A giant centipede crawled up my pant leg and began screeching hysterically. I would soil myself but I fear the roaches.
Lucky has gone deeper into the caves in search of crystal formations. He did not say why, but I can only assume it is Applebee's related.
Crystals do not go in butts.