Robo the Ungreased

Author: LuminousAether

Date: September 9, 2004

by LuminousAether
9-09-04
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GREETINGS! I HAVE HEARD THAT THIS PLACE IS LIKE A NOURISHING MOTHER!
You heard wrong! Beep beep! Gaydar going off! Gotta run!
Robo the Ungreased turns emo
BUT... BUT... MY UNGREASED SOUL WEEPS TEARS OF RUST.
OMG STFU ST00PID
I MUST FIND A VAT OF HYDROGEN DIOXIDE IN WHICH I WILL SUBMERGE MY LONELY SOUL
WTF OMG N00B