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by LuminousIce
12-14-03
LuminousIce calls upon the devil to Grant his wish...
So, you called me?
Yessiree
Wrong dream moron
But i think it suits you... FINE
And of course, dealing with the devil always ends badly....
Ok, Note to self only make a deal with the devil if you have a lawyer present
See ya tommorow, i got some sinners to reward

 

by LuminousIce
12-14-03
Some people ask me... why are you always in that space suit...
Why are you in that stupid ass spacesuit?
SEE!? Anyway its like i always say... when all thats left of the earths atmosphere is a thin gaseous remnant, i get to laugh at all of you
THAT is a stupid reason, like THATS ever gonna happen!
Why are you still here? didnt you get enough laughs outta me being a squirrel for a week?
Heheh, no

 

by LuminousIce
12-14-03
Some people ask me, Why I'm so mean...
why are you so mean devil?
Pan in to devils face
No one has ever asked me that before...
Oh for crying out loud, what are you doing in my room!? and WHAT are you doing with that sock puppet?
Damn, the evil one returns

 

by LuminousIce
12-14-03
Some people ask me, Why I'm so mean...
why are you so mean devil?
Pan in to devils face
No one has ever asked me that before...
Oh for crying out loud, what are you doing in my room!? and WHAT are you doing with that sock puppet?
Damn, the evil one returns

 

by LuminousIce
12-14-03
LuminousIce realizes he posted the last comic twice
I am so %$#@ing stupid!
I'm just gonna crawl into a hole and die now, when HE finds out abo-
HEY look who it is, hey smarty
Please change me back
Why should i? this fits you SO much better...

 

by LuminousIce
12-14-03
aah what a beautiful morning, the birds are singing the sun is shining...
wait a minute
Ok hes still hanging around me, I AM GOING HOME
Wait hold on almost got it
Once again the day is ruined for Lum
Ah, there we go, cant be have you have a good day now can we?
Everytime i think im gonna have a good day, something like this happens

 

by LuminousIce
12-14-03
I am a tree, think tree
Hey! can i get some damn fries? oh and a coke, LOTSA coke, do you have any cookies in this dump?
Think tree, pay no attention to the demon in front of you, think tree, BECOME the tree
Listen you pile of dog spit, if you dont take my damn order, you'll feel the full extent of my wrath, still wont pay attention huh? I warned you!
ack, tree no longer
screw this shit, im going to taco bell

 

by LuminousIce
12-14-03
So, demon, why have you decided to become a reoccuring character?
An elementary reason actually, mainly because I like doing things like this to you
OH MY GOD IT BURNS, WHY WHY WHY, PLEASE NO, STOP!!
Oh how I delight in your pain and misery mortal, but as you insist
Where is jesus when you need him?
see ya later, im gonan go eat your cat, i'll make sure to leave the head someplace you can find it.

 

by LuminousIce
12-14-03
Please Father I Beg you, please banish the demon that haunts me
I will do what i can my child, now tell me what is it that haunts you?
that son of a bitch, thinks he can get rid of me huh? well, I'll teach him to talk to priests!
Well father its a bit more literal than that, you see there is an actual demon following me around who-
And as you see he-
Enough about those pesky demons, now tell me my child, would you like to see the rod of god?

 

by LuminousIce
12-14-03
Man, you know that crazy guy who calls himself LuminousIce?
Yeah, the guy who says that a devil is following him around setting him on fire, that guy right?
yeah i think thats the guy, but hes the guy with the space suit right?
Yeah thats him, i told him that hes an idiot if he thinks that the devil is following HIM around, i told him to go to hell
Uhh, i think that was a bad move, i just found out that the devil really IS followig him aro- oh i see you know too

 

by LuminousIce
12-14-03
Hail Luminous, Middle earth needs you, come fight with us against the dark lord of mordor!
Ok, either Gandalf is really here, or staying up all night reading lord of the rings for the Umpteenth time wasnt a good idea...
Do not be misled by the dark lords illusions come back luminous!
see no evil speak no evil, see ya later gandy
Ok... note to self, caffeine late at night and a book to read equals BAD things the next day...
Hail Luminous, i am Eowyn, come fight for rohan and you can have my hand!

 

by LuminousIce
12-15-03
Will you not help us slay the Nazgul King?
Yeah sure, when i get out of this spacesuit, see ya later
...no, dont tell me, Gimli right?
...we hear that you say you will help when you get out of that spacesuit....we are here to help you with that....
A few axe swipes later...
THAT IS REALLY UNCOOl DUDE!
whatever, get in your armor, we're going...

 

by LuminousIce
12-15-03
OK, your kidding about this right? i feel like i have the friggin Tri Force on my chest, only its inverted...
What a fine knight you make, the time for answering questions is not at hand, now come, we ride out to the feilds of Pelennor.
Well, what a lovely looking Pyre... i think i'll burn myself on it, set Faramir here too, cant have any of the lords of Gondor remaining now can we?
Master Gandalf Master Gandalf, Lord Denethor is gonna set himself on fire!!
DAMN fool of a took, i told you not to regale him with how you conquered orthanc, anybody would burn themselves after that!

 

by LuminousIce
12-15-03
Well... this is only slightly depressing....
err, hello, im supposed to be fighting orcs, or something... who are you?
SEE YA

 

by LuminousIce
12-15-03
Meanwhile
Luminous, I'm home, i brought a present for you
BURN BURN, slash hack, BURN
Well shit, where is he?
MASTER, MASTER, weird portal, this way this way
Either that damn boy had a stash he didnt tell me about, or he done got himself 5 feet under in shit
ooh pretty colors....

 

by LuminousIce
12-15-03
eEhhEHhheeHEE
ok, the little @$#%er look like its about to flip.... oh, good looks like the portals ending...
WEE BURN ME, BURN WAHAHA- AAAAAIEEEEEEEEE!!
thats my type of guy...
Well good, looks like my kinda party is going on here...
YEHAW, KILLEM ALL!!!

 

by LuminousIce
12-15-03
Hey you filthy piss ant, what are you doing here?
Are you @#$%ing kidding me? this asshole follows me into my dreams as well?
I thinkj it'd be best to get you out of here, cant have my only link to the real world die...
Why is there a squirrel hacking everyone to peices?
Oh, yeah, i brought a little present for you, bought it back home...
And that of course would explain the red eyes, big teeth, and satanic smile across its mouth... gee with friends like mine...

 

by LuminousIce
12-15-03
NOO, my spacesuit, it wasnt a dream its gone, why god why why why??
Oh thanks, flowers for me?
Orc just nods his head
HOLY CRAP, arent you the orc from my dre- err nightmare!?

 

by LuminousIce
12-17-03
www.spacesuits-R-us.com...
...
Why is it no matter what i type in, it goes to a porn site?
ok... www.amazon.com
WHAT THE HELL!? this is a legitimate URL... a porn site AGAIN!?
Hot teen amateurs... this ones new...

 

by LuminousIce
12-18-03
Nuts are grand
Indubitably so!
Old chinese food isnt....
...In Vladimirs garbage again werent you?
His garbage has that effect on people...

 

by LuminousIce
12-19-03
HOLY CRAP DUDE, winter break starts TODAY!!
Good for it... if i had been to school the last week, i may have noticed...
...
Yeah, you see how it is
HAHA your failng all of your classes!
Get out of my house...

 

by LuminousIce
12-20-03
I would go to school if it actually mattered...
Yesser, ya shees i shot that two wen i was a young in, but ye she-
...
wee alchohol is phun
You expect me to go to school when this guy is having so much fun?
Hay, ikin see mi inards... hey maa, whut r you doin down here?

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