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...does it happen to you sometimes, to feel your entire existance is so...void...and...
aha.
...that all you've done in your life is so...insignificant...immature...co-- *'?!?!!?? !
aha.
Have you ever thought you better kill yourself ?
aha.

 

NO, NO and NO !!! I would never do that !!!
Are you sure ? Remember who I am, I am the Son !!!
I've said no, and it will be no !!!
So that's your last answer !
And what about you ?
Oh, for me it's ok... But I truly prefer a gin cola than a whisky on the rocks...

 

yeah, she's coming... Ok, don't be too shy, and don't be too aggressive..."Hello !" - no... "Hi ! What's your name ?" -oh God. "Hi, would you be my girlfriend?" -oh, shut up !
What the hell am I supposed to do, start up and pray ? Beg her for being the girl of my life ? Keep going out with stupid things like "would you marry me" or "be my chief for the rest of my life" ?
oh, die !

 

'round midnight...
hmm...I'd thought this was no happy place, but I feel in the end it's quiet...
...we're a generation free from all the stupid believings in gravecreatures and extraterrestrial beings-
Sorry Mister, do you have some fire, please ?
Sure !

 

Later, that night...
And so, I'm here in a graveyard with a zombie!
hu-huh.
What a bigger chance to unveil the secrets of life, the misterious universe...
do you think ?
Do you believe in death ?
Mine or yours ?

 

So you mean there's no afterlife worthed to know !
Could be. Haven't seen none worth of it in my post-life experience.
You mean that after we die... we risk to go somewhere else THAT COULD BE WORSE ?...
Could you please pass me some beer ?
...what a kick in the ass for the suicidals...
Curious. You're sitting on Cobain's grave.

 

A big show, last night...
...and after that, all's gone good. People was enthusiastic for me, everybody screaming, the whole of them full of..."joy of life" ! Oh, I'm so happy for that soiree !
And what ya think, to be a fine humourist ?
...
...No. A good Butcher.

 

What to say ? Everything we can do, it's just a matter of time. I mean, why must I worry for something ? Even if it's some of my own, the end is nigh...
From my point of view, Power is just a mistification: nobody truly needs to demonstrate his points of view with force, aggressivity, "machism". It's only a very subtle way of sadism...
... oh, how I like this President !

 

Have you heard ? He's coming !
Who ?
HE ! The Knight without fear, the Vaillant Prince, the Dragon Slayer !
You mean The One with the Big Sword, the One who will Bring Safe the Country ?
Yes, Him !
We're safe, the polls gave him winner.

 

So what you said ?!
I said that women are stupid, hysteric...
Yaa !
Wops ! ...abstract, too emotive, while Men are surely more wicked and stronger...
Stronger ?!!! You stupid being, take THIS !
Wow ! I'd bet it: white panties !

 

Have you heard who's gonna come ?
No. Who ?
Did you remember that politician who said he wasn't involved in any tricky elections, that he always played a fair game, that his election was dued to a wise decision of the court... ?
You mean that one whose opponent was voted from more than the half of the country, and has been elected only for formal vices and inadeguate laws ?
Yeah, that's it !
I love that "fair game" !

 

Can you believe it ? In the last polls more than half the country voted Gore, but we find ourselves with Bush president !
How it has been possible !?
I really don't know what to say ! Seems that a wide part of people voting for Gore has been judged "trash" and discarded countless somewhere.
hhmmm...
What's up ?
You've just explained me the exact meaning of the term "pollution".

 

Hey ! Do you know who I am ?
No. Who are you?
I'm your instinct, your inspiration. To be a good painter, you'll have to use me as a voodoo when you start your acting. I'll be your guide.
Huh. ...I see, so, why have you... hem... materialized that way ?
You must be conscious that your inconscious needs to be terrific when it's projected outside in your Art, so I am scary and tribal as he is.
I see...I suppose this is because there was no more "Freddy Krueger"'s shape, isn't it ?

 

I can't believe it: you don't believe me! I'm your inconsciuos!
Yeah. And you've powers and you're here to guide me in my Art to become a famous painter. ...Sure !
I will give life to one of your paintings to demonstrate you !
Aha.
Won't do that another time.

 

You MUST believe in me !
Yeah, I will listen to someone dressed like a boo-boo...
What d'ya think, I'm happy of it ???

 

!
And now, what you say ?
Heh ?
... I must have eaten something heavy...

 

But I AM part of you, I am the messenger of your inconscious!
Naahhh, I don't think so.
But why, why, why you won't see through you and find that I am part of yourself !?
Maybe it's because to look inside ourselves to see YOU it's not worth looking.

 

But why you can't believe me ?
It's because I can't believe that something like YOU can be in my inconscious.
ok...
...I am this way because it was a little bit difficult to me to wear shape of a big hotdog with a great pair of legs and tits, lovable, rich, democrat, intellectually ok, full of infinity and free.
Why didn't you tell me THAT before !

 

In hell...
Say, what you were in your life before ?
I was an Honest and happy man...
So, why are you here then !?
...I was an Honest and happy man before I killed the Pope.
!

 

Finally I'm Back!!!

 

 

After so long time...
Finally I'm Back!!! Did I miss something?
Oh! The 11th September, War in Afghanistan, War in the Middle-East, Terrorism, Plane crashings, Anthrax, Growing Fear...
huh.
...any good news?

 

Well...so this new year.'ve got a lot of things to do:we must recover international crisis, must rearrange politics and countries all over the world, must build a new globalization based on
human values first, must think about a plan of worldwide social development, starting from other countries to have back benefits,must give everybody his chance in life..Well, a lot of work:let's start

 

Well...so this new year.'ve got a lot of things to do:we must recover international crisis, must rearrange politics and countries all over the world, must build a new globalization based on
human values first, must think about a plan of worldwide social development, starting from other countries to have back benefits,must give everybody his chance in life..Well, a lot of work:let's start
gosh.

 

Have you ever thought about the meaning of life?
what you mean?
Uh, I mean delicate balance between freedom and responsabilities, love and duty...
...and wisdom and "the sane being insane", between respect and honesty, self and other, giving and taking, to have and to be, war and peace, LOVE and HATE, AND ALL THE F#@c*#k !!!
ah.
Uoups! - *@!* - Sorry. Nothing personal.

 

You truly have no spirit! I mean, I've seen you've interests, even in politics, your wit is quite fine but sometimes you seem so cynical.
Have you ever seen the world or something, emotionally?
Yes, I have.
Really ?! And what you did ?
Woke up sweating.

 

...you'll better remember you all have to die...
!?
SHUT UP YOU OL' FART!!!
Aw, This strange world! It's incredible people you meet nowadays!

 

Oh! Hi Jack! So long time we didn't met...
Right Winston, a real big deal...
So, what have you been doing all this time?
Oh, just coming back from a long flight.
Wow. Holidays?
No. Smashing.

 

Hi Win, still here?
Yeah, I'm waiting.
Huh? For what?
Do you remember that time we were both trapped inside a room by a so-said "magician"?
You can bet it.
Hal is bringing him here. Guess you wait with me.

 

What's that bruise over there ?
Don't know, I'll go and see for it.
So, what it was for ?
They all are arguing about who is to be send picking up Osama Bin Laden...
It shall be a mess! What are they going to do, a lottery ?
huh ... I got ticket number 362.

 

Hey Joe... don't you feel like something is looking at us?
Oh, shut up! You're going paranoid. Would you mind about everything in your life?
But... I've the strong feeling something is following us!!!
MY GOD Frankie, WHAT THE HELL must pursuit us??? We're in an ACQUARIUM!!!
... oh well, if you say so...

 

Do you think Mr. Brown will keep a class work today ?
huh... no, I don't think so...
I met him in the corridor, and he looked like a conspirator...
Oh, well, he COULDN'T be that sadic: he gave us a damn test just friday!
eh eh eh...Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

 

Do you think Mr. Brown will keep a class work today ?
huh... no, I don't think so...
I met him in the corridor, and he looked like a conspirator...
Oh, well, he COULDN'T be that sadic: he gave us a damn test just friday!
eh eh eh...Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

 

Did you hear ? President Bush was about to be killed by a nut in the throath!
Really?
Yes. After the President coughed, anyway, CIA was subitaneously firing at the nut.
...
Where are you going?
...Welcoming a nut.

 

...and that's the problem. I feel numb, and extraneous...
...like everything in life doesn't touch me, no more feelings...
...like my life had been suspended in some kind of limbo...Even my memories are faint, fleble...
...empty...
Boy... did someone explain you exactly the meaning of the word "zombie" ?

 

...it's that I feel so numb...
...so cold... even talking of temperature, but mostly I meant it for emotions...
...is that, you see, it's a period I have no social life. I'm freezy like ice, nothing moves me...
...I can't even remember the last time I cried, or I felt love...
...and all this situation doesn't move me ! I can't even feel angry for that !
Well, time is up ! We'll talk about this next time. In the meanwhile, try to take some hot baths, and look to some porno movies. $200, see you next time.

 

And here we are, spending another night togheter...
Nice from you to be here. I have noone to talk with these nights.
Do you have some marijuana ?
Sorry. Run out of joints.

 

Aaah. Finally he's got it ! Now he believes I am his inconscious. What an horrible work to make him understand.
Hey, HALLUCINATION, do you have 5 dollars cash ?
... what... ...what the hell ?!
Ok, would be for another time.

 

and what if I was dead ?
hmmm... could be...it will be a good explaination...
nnnaaaahhh !!!

 

No, it couldn't be.
Ok, I'm no more happy or angry...
...but this shouldn't mean I am LESS angry or happy than I was before !
I'm not dead.
Somebody SHALL told him !

 

Ok, what's this story of the hallucination ?
You almost convinced me, but you've made a mistake.
WHAT ???...
...you said you've given life to one of my paintings. If you were my unconscious, you'll had chosen the most significant to me. That's it.
Don't even THINK to speak.

 

Ok, boy, listen: the exact meaning of the word "zombie" means somebody who's... well... who's... aehm...
Yes ?
...aehm... no longer alive.
You mean dead, I guess.

 

Oh, well, this doesn't mean exactly you're "dead". For somebody you're a privileged being, participating of both the worlds of life and death...
...but also for others you're likely to seem damned, trapped in between these worlds, never being entirely part of one of them...
Aha.
Do you feel alright ?
If I had felt something, I would have been in one of the two worlds, don't you think ?

 

You know ? When I was alive there was something that made human life similar to my actual state.
Really ?
What ?
Anaesthetics.
Oh, my !

 

We must do something for that boy, he can't keep going on this way.
Yeah, you're right. Maybe we must tell him how he could return alive.
But that's only temporarily, for a few time. Couldn't this distress him even more ?
Oh, maybe not so much. At least you can try...
Say, maybe you can return to feel like a human being. Do you remember anything that made you feel full of life when you was alive ?
You joking ?

 

And so, my only way to return back to a human being is to remember what I felt in life...
...how it was the sense of being alive. What maybe made me feel energy flowing in me...
...I must concentrate, must remember how it was, the way I feel, must...
Oh, look at that funny squirrel.
Too difficult, I'll never be able.

 

I'm psychopath.
They say.
I agree. eh eh eh...

 

What is love ? What is thruth ? What is reality ? And what about respect ?
I'm a psychopath with serious big neurosis on meaning of life, social life, relationships and my future life.
I'm perfectly normal.

 

So, dou you like Europe?
...well, is nice.
Is nice? That's all?
Yes. What you was for me to say?
... .... .... well: George W. Bush.
WHAT A WONDERFUL COUNTRY THIS IS!

 

...And so, welcome back my dear friends, after so long time. I've chosen this form of incubus from all my strips to give thee my welcome. You'll see directly from my brain some short stories, those...
...strips you're reading right now. Well, I apologize for all the time I've been away, and also for my "not-so-correct" english. Well, could sound a little - uh - how do you say when someone tries to-
Uh! A stomach-ache nightmare trying to have a contain.
Die.

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