Season's Greetings! (belated!)

Author: LurkerrX

Date: January 10, 2003

by LurkerrX
1-10-03
Hey there, Mark! Why so glum?
It's Christmas. It always depresses me.
Oh, that's so sad. Why?
Because I'm a throbbing dick who hates Jesus almost as much as I hate children!
You're too much, Mark!
Yeah. I'm off to fuck your mother.