Collapse of the Beak-Lipped People

Author: LususNaturae

Date: March 20, 2005

by LususNaturae
3-20-05
Hey, man. What happened to your arm?
Nothing, except some vicious Earth bitch descended from her curiously atmosphered planet ruled by flaming bipedal warmongers and destroyed me and the rest of my beak-lipped people.
Yeah, whatever--I asked about your arm, dude.
Oh, that. Machinal mishap at the factory. I'm union and I'm in the middle of a lawsuit.
So what's the story, morning glory?
The paper dress factory I work at claims that by hacking my own arm off viciously with a handheld cleaver I've waived my right to workman's compensation.