Small Asians: Don't Trust Them (Ever)

Author: LususNaturae

Date: March 21, 2005

by LususNaturae
3-21-05
Fear us, for we are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.
Candy.
Yes. Candy.
And we are looking for you...
Look at me. I'm so cute and innocent on the outside.
On the inside, we are plotting evil ways to thwart important democratic officials and overtake their empires in our ongoing quest for candy. Sweet, delicious, glorious candy.
...to COME ON DOWN! Tiny Asian Girls, tell the fine viewers what they've won!
A ride on my pony.
Maybe, if I keep looking at everyone with this mildly suggestive and offensive glint in my eye, they will give me candy.