Salty

Author: M3t4

Date: October 13, 2004

by M3t4
10-13-04
Aw man! I fell asleep in the sun and got burned.
JUMPING JESUS! That's not a sun burn. You've been stung by a jellyfish! There's only one cure for that. Good old fashioned urine! Trust me I'm a doctor. *zzziiippp*
Thanks doc. Kinda stings. And smells. You've been eating asparagus huh? Wait a minute. I didn't even get into the water. Are you even a doctor?
DAMMIT! *taste* Mmm salty!