The Deal Of A Lifetime

Author: MCToilet

Date: January 7, 2004

by MCToilet
1-07-04
Psst, I'm selling some cheap medical stuff...
Really... this is a bit of a long shot, but do you have anything that can make me more attractive to men?
As a matter of fact, I do... put a bit of this in their eyes, it'll work a treat
What is it?
Sand